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aliens invade earth（第3页）

Thelivebroadcastersaid:Willthealienscometotheearthincreasetheclickrate?

Investorssaid:Alienshaveconqueredtheearth，andtheywillundertakebargainhunting.

Themagiciansaid:Howtoturnaliensintoearthlings.

Afteraquarterofanhour.

Thefemaleprofessoraskedtheaudience:

If300secondslater.Donutaliensaregoingtotakeovertheearth.Whatdoyouwanttodo?

atthistime.

The45-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaid:Iwillexchangeallmyassetswiththecryptocurrencycompanyfor"DonutCoins".

halfanhour.

The25-year-oldwomanraisedherhandandsaid:Iwillbethefirstnakedtofendoffthedoughnutaliens.

Theboyfriendnexttohergaveherawhitelookandsaidfaintly:Canyournorthernhemisphereholdup?

（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded...）

halfanhour.

A30-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaidenthusiastically:Iwillimmediatelyfindthewomanaroundmetolovelove.

Thewifenexttohimgavehimablanklookandsaidfaintly:Whatareyougoingtodointheremaining250seconds?

（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded...）

Thatnight.

inasharedsuite.

Thewindroared.

25-year-oldwomanwithheralienboyfriendwhoplayeddonuts.

5hoursofbattle.

Causedherboyfriendtoalmostdie.

Ontheotherside，inthebedroomof5pings.

Thetwonakedbodiesweregluedtogethertightly.

Althougha30-year-oldman'swoodenpestleplugshiswife'sO-shapedmouth.

but.

Themanalsodrankalotofhoneyjuicesquirtingfromthewaterhole...

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