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Statistics say the average woman kisses twenty…nine men before she gets married。 But my friends and I have never been average; and we’re a loooong way from getting married。 Whether you keep track with scratches on the bedpost or notches on your lipstick case; every girl has her list of conquests。 According to my sources; one girl is about to begin her way…more…than…kissed list with none other than N。 Godspeed; sweetie。 We are all dying little deaths back in town。

your e…mail

q: Dear Gossip Girl;

I’m at my family’s boring vacation house in Newport; which is even more boring than usual because the power went out。 I was stargazing with my telescope and my view landed on this couple getting totally hot and heavy in the attic across the bay。 The shadows are ridiculous。 Do you know who they are?

—voyeur

a: Dear V;

If it’s the couple I’m thinking of; they already have a history of overexposure on the Internet。 I’ll spare them any more。 And; by the way; it’s more than creepy that you’re watching。

—GG

houseguest hints

As you’ve learned by now; home for the holidays may be a catchy phrase; but it’s hardly where you want to spend your entire break。 You should always have an emergency crash pad lined up; devoid of annoying relatives or whiny younger siblings。 What to do when the Tribeca Star; W Union Square; and the Hudson are all full? Here’s the need…to…know for holiday house…crashing。

Give freely。 They thought they were done opening their presents; so please your hosts…to…be by bringing a bottle of wine and a tray of Citarella holiday cookies。 You’re practically guaranteed the guest bedroom。

Show up during the witching hour。 You know that time around four o’clock when it’s already dark; even though it feels like you’ve only been up for a few hours? It’s too late to do anything productive; but too early to go out。 Show up when boredom’s at its peak; and your hosts will be thrilled to see you。

Play the poor…me card。 I don’t usually advocate whining; but desperate times call for desperate measures。 If you truly have nowhere to go; let your hosts know exactly why。 Honesty can go a long way in finding you a place to stay。

Finally; once you’re settled; remember the three rules of being a great guest: Don’t hook up on the host’s bed unless it’s with the host; don’t puke in their planters; and; whatever you do; don’t overstay your wele。

You know you love me;

gossip girl

the ghosts of christmas past

Blair woke up with a start and impatiently pushed Chuck’s arm off her。 She used to think it was cute that he threw his arms over her in his sleep; as if trapping her in a hug; but right now it felt suffocating。 The bedside lamp was on; meaning the electricity must have e back in the middle of the night。 Outside; the snow had tapered into flurries。 That meant there was nothing keeping Serena and Nate here anymore。

She rose from the grand four…poster bed and threw on an old pair of Habitual jeans and a Cacharel black cardigan; not bothering to shower。 She pulled her hair back in a ponytail and stomped toward the door。 She needed coffee and carbs; and to make sure nothing looked amiss in Nate’s attic bedroom。

“Morning; gorgeous。” Chuck sat up; looking sleepy and satisfied。 “Happy New Year’s Eve Day!” He climbed out of bed; wearing Calvin Klein boxers that hung low on his hips。 “I have a present for you;” he murmured; rifling through his Tumi leather suitcase。

“But why? Christmas is over;” Blair pointed out。 Chuck had already given her a pair of sapphire earrings; and they’d made plans to go skiing in Switzerland in January。

“I know; but I wanted to give you something else。 More like an anniversary present。 I remember how sad you were around this time last year。 This year; I want you to be happy。” Chuck smiled; and Blair couldn’t help but soften。 “Here you go。” He handed her an orange box with an Hermès ribbon around it。

Blair pulled the ribbon open。 Inside were two enamel bangle bracelets; each one printed with hieroglyphic designs。

“It’s to remind you of our first real date;” Chuck said softly。 He’d taken her to London; to the British Museum; where they’d wandered through the Egyptian Wing; then headed out to a cute little wine bar; where they’d talked for hours。 After missing the last bus back to Oxford; they’d checked into a Bloomsbury boutique hotel。 Chuck had given her the bed; insisting it was better if he slept on the floor。

“Thanks。” Blair shoved the bracelets onto her wrist and gave Chuck a peck on the cheek。 But how could she be happy this New Year’s when everyone she’d been trying to get away from had decided to follow her here? She glanced out the window; where snowflakes were picking up in speed and intensity。 Fan…fucking…tastic。

“What’s wrong?” Chuck gently rested his hand on her arm。

“Nothing!” Blair snapped。 “I need some coffee。”

And a personality makeover?

Serena bed her long blond hair back and pulled on a black Marc Jacobs sweater that had been Blair’s in high school。 She gently closed the door to the guest room; where Dan was still sleeping; and headed toward the stairs。 She’d tossed and turned all night; sure she could hear giggles ing from Nate’s bedroom。

“Giles and I slept right through the storm! We didn’t realize the power had gone out until we woke up to find all the lights in the house on。 I hope you slept okay。 You look a little tired; Bear。” Serena stiffened when she heard Harold Waldorf’s pleasant; lawyerly voice drift up the stairs。

“I didn’t sleep very well;” Blair grumbled。

“I can always change room arrangements when your friends leave; so you can get your beauty sleep;” Harold offered。

“They’re n

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